The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
