pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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