and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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