Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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