Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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