just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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