whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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