i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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