There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Welp...herpes.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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