So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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