Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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