Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
ttyl tear gas
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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