It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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