There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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