All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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