you would pick up someone in the library
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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