To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
There's always time for handjobs
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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