Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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