I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
