Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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