Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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