How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
