Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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