we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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