Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You're a disaster
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