I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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