Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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