i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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