haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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