butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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