I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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