I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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