am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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