Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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