u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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