Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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