So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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