I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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