plz talk dirty to me
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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