No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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