I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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