Im at strip club and am horny
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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