She just used a chaser for red wine.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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