yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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