I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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