she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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