you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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