I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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