youre lurking in front of me
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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