what day is it and did you see me today?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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